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December 18th, 2009

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I traveled back in time again, visiting Jack and Bobbi just as they were about to go Christmas shopping.

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the blog of my most excellent agent, Lucienne Diver! Truck on over!

Leave a comment there! My favorite wins one of my slogan eco-tote bags!!!

Check out the links, too. I'm making changes to the Vampwriter website, giving it a less busy look. Does the shiny new opening page work for ya?

I've decided the site needs a good overhaul, same information, but easier to navigate. It's rather a mess now, but gradually the new pages will replace the old ones. Right now it's just the home page and the Dark Road Rising page, but more changes are to come!

But oi! Does it ever eat time! Just uploading those two took about 6 hours or so. You guys all know I'm the techno-twit--and I am using outdated software--but it's stuff I need to know how to do. I've figured out how to write in html, as it's just faster for putting in pictures.

Still not ready to apply for a job at NASA, though.
I would be remiss in my author-ly duties if I did not point out to you that I was asked to do a Christmas post on some of my favourite things in one of my favourite book blogs, and that post is here.

I show myself to be a person of pretty low moral character, willing to commit murder for Megan Whalen Turner and everything.

I also talk about some of my favourite books of the past year and some in the year to come, and discuss the issue of reading books by people you know, which is something that happens more and more often when you do the writer thing.

You meet people! As for instance this small interlude in a cafe the summer before last.

CASSIE: Hi everyone, Sarah's turned up again, oh cupcakes. Sarah, have you met Maureen Johnson?
SARAH: ... Maureen Johnson...
CASSIE: Do you need me to open that bottle for you?
SARAH: ... Maureen Johnson...
MAUREEN: Um. Hi.
SARAH: *hearts in eyes*
MAUREEN: How're you doing?
SARAH: YOU DAZZLE ME.

I like Maureen's books a lot, okay? As you can see from this small bit of conversation, I am always super smooth when I meet awesome people. (There is one Famous and Acclaimed Author I hit in the head with a breakfast pastry. But I will never reveal which one! NEVER.)

But anyway, yes, reading books by people you know - scary, yet reassuring, sometimes like having a conversation with your friend. Sometimes like being DAZZLED by your friend! It is complicated.

Speaking of conversations with one's friends, I was having an interesting one with Justine Larbalestier yesterday.

Now we all know about fictional couples who we want to get together in books. (Mary and Colin from The Secret Garden got married when they grew up. Yes they did. It is a truth! A truth of my heart.)

But what about fictional couples who get together and who we don't believe in? Who you look at together and go 'Nah... it'll never last.' I've got to say, for me Jane Eyre and Rochester, they are going to break up. (Well, probably not given the time they were in, but I don't think they're going to be happy. Because they have a lot of chemistry, but Rochester is a crazy liar, y'all.)

ROCHESTER: Gosh, I have a crazy wife hidden in the attic who occasionally breaks out and sets fires. And I'd like to bigamously marry my governess. You know what this situation needs?
AUDIENCE: ... what?
ROCHESTER: MORE COMPLICATIONS! I think I'll have a house party and have a fake engagement to a third lady. AS WELL as the secret crazy wife. And the bigamous marriage.
AUDIENCE: ... what?
ROCHESTER: You're RIGHT! I'm not giving this a hundred per cent! What if I dress up as a gypsy woman and tell fake fortunes?

I'm just saying, Jane will come home one day and Rochester will have sold the children to pirates.

Justine believes in even fewer couples than I do. Which fictional couples do you guys think are doomed never to last?

It has been in some respects a tough year (though in other respects a truly marvellous and spiffy and amazing year) so I admit I have had a few thoughts about ringing in the changes in some sort of new and excellent way. So I have this page open which lists awesome cheap flights at all times. But, you know, I secretly knew that I was going to be home for New Year's because I hadn't made any proper plans yet.

Then yesterday I saw amazingly inexpensive flights to Boston. But I didn't really plan to go. I planned to consult with sensible friends.

PLANNED CONVERSATION!

SARAH: Should I go to Boston?
HOLLY: No, that seems unwise.
SARAH: You are right, what was I thinking? I am such a ninnyhammer.

ACTUAL CONVERSATION!

SARAH: Should I go to Boston?
HOLLY: Yes, good idea!
SARAH: Can I come see you as well?
HOLLY: Yes, I am very valiant and can put up with you! Bring a mask.
SARAH: ... Why?
HOLLY: I cannot reveal that at this time.
SARAH: WOW I SEEM TO BE ACTUALLY GOING TO BOSTON? I wonder what I will do there! Perhaps I will have an adventure?

I think I will have an adventure, you guys.

I have never been to Boston before! I am going to take notes on it for Secret Reasons. Can you, oh wise internet, tell me awesome things to do in Boston?

So my lovely people, I hope you are having an awesome run-up to Christmas! I also hope you will tell me awesome things to do in Boston, tell me about fictional couples you think are doomed, and most of all that you will like the Extra Christmas Bonus Excerpt of Demon's Covenant in my BookSmugglers post. (Oh, Nick. Of all the tall dark heroes in the world, you have the distinction of being the least charming of them all...)

December 17th, 2009

Aw yeah.

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The Witch's Alphabet




38 / 472 pages. 8% done!

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

December 16th, 2009

holy shit

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My mom has a new bathroom and a new shower and I have purple hair that spews everywhere like some eldritch horror after a frat party.

This means I am very careful when I wash my hair.

"The Curse of Four"


Don't ask me why the wordmeter suddenly says "50,o00". My goal is 40k for this novella.

Things accomplished in fiction: Flashbacks, reminiscence, promises of vengeance, jealousy, bad trips

Things accomplished in real life: Some agent-y business-y stuff, about to leave to do final Xmas shopping. Also, it appears I have lost a box of gifts in the mail. Epic fail. (Though I'm hopeful they'll show up tomorrow.)

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28. Megan Abbott, The Song Is You

A much darker novel than Queenpin, but equally breathtaking. Based on the real-life murder of 1940s B-movie actress Jean Spangler, this is one of those "dark and dirty Hollywood" noirs that I absolutely freakin' love. Amazing in almost every way, even though the ending made me want to strangle the protagonist. But I think it was supposed to.

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

December 15th, 2009

"The Curse of Four"


Things accomplished in fiction: Dead bodies, uncomfortable realizations, jealousy, the return of Pete

Things accomplished in real life: Burlesque recital, flew home for the holidays, got my homeowner's insurance taken care of for the (almost mine) new place, laundry

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The flight to Boston was really nice except for one incident: I got up to use the teeny-tiny airplane bathroom and when I came back my seatmate (who was roughly 130 and introduced himself by snarling "Can I get by, please?" at me when he took the window seat) was bent over my seat with a wad of paper towels.

Dude managed to spill my cup of tea onto my netbook and iPhone. Everything turned out to be okay, except for a fried USB port on the netbook, but I was ready to choke a bitch.

Seriously, who does that?? And then offers up a half-hearted "Sorry" when it happens?

Anyway, today was much better, in that no tea spilled and I went to the shoe store and bought some boots to go with my holiday dress. And maybe some other shoes too.

Shut up, they were having a sale.

Back to work now...I still haven't started my edits and must be punished.

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

You will have to excuse me, you guys. It feels weird and awesome to have a cover for The Demon's Covenant to show you all. The new book, my brain is rejoicing. I get to have more than one! (My brain can be a little slow.)

Anyway, so: this is the UK cover for The Demon's Covenant. And I love eeet.

My publishers are so good, y'all. Because they are very kind to me, and because my UK covers are drawn and not photographic, I kept emailing them and saying 'Oh, could we have - could we change - could we fix-' and now I have this cover and they did not hire ninja assassins to come kill me with poison darts even once.

The title is going to be SILVER and it's going to be even more beautiful when it is REAL but for now - look, there's my girl! And I love it. I hope you love it too!

The Demon's Covenant UK Cover )

December 13th, 2009

Does anyone know anything about bourbon? I thought I'd get my dad a good bottle of bourbon for Christmas, as his drink of choice is bourbon and Diet Coke (ewww). The only thing I know about bourbon is that my kids say that grandpa's breath always smells bad, and I know that it is the bourbon they are smelling. (it does smell awful). So does anyone know what a *good* brand of bourbon is? A pricier one? One that smells better? Lol. I figure if I can't get any suggestions from work or elsewhere I'll just go into the liquor store and ask a clerk to help me out - and hope they know what they're talking about!

*yawn*

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Christmas Present!

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So I worry about presents.

I used to worry about presents so much that I had to get them out of the way early. In the July sales, you would see little Sarah with her bowl haircut, solemnly shopping for Christmas presents. Had I waited for winter, I would have gone into a spiral of agony and self-doubt.

Much taller Sarah with much longer hair, i.e. me of the present day, does not have the organisational skills or the storage space to shop for Christmas presents in July. But I do generally spend November and December making anxious calls.

SARAH: Why can't you just tell me what you want! Anything! I'll buy you anything!
MY LITTLE BROTHER SAUL: Oh. Hmm. I'll have a... Well now. Okay. Give me a moment. Maybe-
SARAH: Yes? YES?
SAUL: Maybe I'll have to call you back.
MY LITTLE SISTER GENEVIEVE: But I've told you what I want. I keep telling you what I want.
SARAH: No, you haven't.
GENEVIEVE: I want a Team Jacob hoodie.
SARAH: I don't know why I keep forgetting that.
GENEVIEVE: If it's because you're Team Edward, you are NOT WELCOME HOME this Christmas.

My sister the ingrate aside, I had a much more important present to give out this year.

Obviously, all those who have read my book are my most favourite people in the world. This only makes sense. My most favourite people in the world deserve presents. Also very logical!

However I cannot find them all and ask for their addresses. So clearly a story present, then.

But! I worried to myself. When would be a good time to give them the story present? Obviously not on Christmas Day, as people would have better things to do than reading internet presents, like unwrapping their real presents and going 'A titanium suit of armour with inbuilt time-travel device! Awesome!' So I asked twitter, and they seemed to feel the thirteenth was a good day.

Today is the thirteenth.

So, this is a present for those who have already read The Demon's Lexicon: it is set eleven years before the book, but there are hints of things to come. So if someone hasn't read the book and hates spoilers, probably best to avoid. If one doesn't mind them and is minded to try the story (with a view to later reading The Demon's Lexicon and thus achieving the status of one of my most favourite people in the world) then they may go right ahead!

Should you guys like it, spread it 'round: I would like everyone who might enjoy it to read it, so my present reaches all those who want it.

And in Christmas and Demon's Lexicon news, people in the UK might be interested to know there is a Demon's Lexicon fan meet-up in London going on. I won't be there, but I will be sending presents!

For now, though, this present is for everyone.

And it comes with an illustration: the illustration is done by Entropy_Incarnate and not specifically for this story, but it does show the main characters as kids and thus I feel is appropriate!

Tiny Baby Cuteness! With Knives )

This one's for my most favourite people in the world. I very much hope you enjoy it.

Nick's First Word: A Christmas Story.

December 12th, 2009

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Not a number I can wrap my head around. Is it the same for you?

I woke up, got my cup of coffee, nibbled on something with sugar to kick start my system into waking up. This is something I've done more times than I can count. While I don't take it for granted, I feel pretty miffed if my routine is disrupted. Miffed. Miffed.

But this organization, whose story was on my morning dose of CNN, pointed out that while I sucked down my "flavor of San Antonio" blend that about a dozen children died from hunger.

I can't imagine that, either. Nor should anyone. Especially those kids.

Have you got five bucks? Is that how much you'll spend at Starbucks or on junk food this weekend?

Five bucks. That's sofa change.

That's all they're asking. They're trying to get a billion well-fed, well-connected-to-the-Net people to help a BILLION starving strangers.

If your arse is as wide as mine, then there's no excuse.
This is a human tragedy. This is an outrage. We're all here to take care of each other.

Go here, donate your junk food money, then tell me about it, tell everyone on your blog and tweet throughout the day to get the word out. We're connected, they're dying. Reach out. Make an effort, dammit.

Five bucks won't kill you, but it will save a life.

http://www.wfp.org/1billion





Please, make me proud.

Make me cry for a different reason than rage and grief.

Five. Bucks.

It takes only a minute!

December 11th, 2009

A fellow Tenner approached some of us debut YA authors a few days back about Agent Appreciation Day, and because, by gum, I appreciate my agent to an insane degree, I want to take a minute and point out some of the more awesome stuff she does for me.

(My agent is Rachel Vater of Folio Literary Management, in case you all thought I made her up...)

This isn't one of those posts on why you need an agent (you do) or what agents should do for you, like negotiate contracts and get you higher advances. This is just me taking a moment to be glad my agent is who she is and does what she does.

Because...

-My agent talks me off the ledge. When I am being deeply neurotic and silly, she will be calm and rational, and offer a solution.

-My agent makes my books better. She gives me editorial notes and suggestions and lets me bounce ideas for new projects off her.

-My agent knows the market. She can tell me which projects are marketable and which I might want to hold off on or do "for the love" with unerring accuracy, ensuring neither of us waste our time.

-My agent is a badass. She's never not negotiated a more favorable contract and a higher advance for me on any book deal. She's willing to go to bat for her authors, chase down checks, and be ruthless with contract clauses.

-My agent gets me. She gets my sense of humor and what I try to do with my writing, and she gets where I'm coming from as a creative person.

Plus, she's a lot of fun to go for drinks with.

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

December 10th, 2009

The Juggernaut

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Here we go:

The Witch's Alphabet




0 / 472 pages. 0% done!

My goals for today are to do all of the holiday mailing that needs to happen, do some laundry, go to my dance rehearsal and then write like my hair is on fire.

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

After taking a couple of days off during heavy rehearsals for my burlesque recital (the mindset of "Chin up! Arms out!" and "Gruesome ghost murder" don't mesh very well), I'm back to work. I also got my very last round of edits for The Witch's Alphabet so tomorrow I'll probably throw up a meter for that too, just to keep myself honest.

"The Curse of Four"


Things accomplished in fiction: Psychic crime scene investigation, Srs Character Development, more bad memories, throwing up in a planter urn, first inkling of just how bad the Big Bad really is
Things accomplished in real life: Danced. Danced some more. Went to the DMV. Prepping to go home for the holidays on Monday.

And I read some.

28. Megan Abbott, Queenpin

I found a cache of Megan Abbott books a few days ago while trolling shelves, and was drawn in by their outrageous, retro-pulp covers. (Yes Virginia, apparently I do judge books by their covers.) I couldn't decide between the three on the shelf so I bought them all. I'm so glad. This is the best noir I've read in a very long time (aside from the Criminal comics) and it's written by a woman, about women, in a way that doesn't betray the tenets of a noir story (and while I love noir, it's an overwhelmingly masculine genre that offers few niches for women other than whores, victims or long-suffering background partners.) The women here are none of those things. The nameless narrator and her mentor, a mob boss named Gloria Denton, get into bad trouble, get themselves out again, and slowly fall apart as the secret they share eats them alive. They are powerful, and flawed, and so goddamn vivid I actually had to set the book down a few times and take it all in. The language Abbott uses cuts like a razor. It's so close to perfect I can only tell all you fellow fans of the dark, the gritty and the lowdown to go read it. Right now.

Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

December 9th, 2009

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Christmas Cookie

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I call this a Christmas Cookie, but of course, it is not yet Christmas and of course it is not my present to you all!

My present to you all is a short story called Nick's First Word and I have sent it off to my web designer, so it should be up some time between now and Christmas, and I hope you will enjoy it! But this is not that story.

Since I put up the first chapter last month on this day, it has become Official Cookie Day, and thus you are due a cookie.

I chose this bit of The Demon's Covenant because it has lots of Nick in it, and chapter one cruelly deprived those who like that sort of thing. Feedback on what sort of thing you wish for in Cookies of the Future much desired.

Major, huge, world-ending spoilers for Demon's Lexicon within.

Christmas Cookie for The Demon's Covenant )

December 8th, 2009

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Rose Hilliard at St. Martin's just sent me a pic of the AWESOME cover!

WHOA, BABY! HAWT!! We may have to invent a whole new genre called URBAN SEXY!

That's the good news.

The bad news is it won't be released until July 2010!

Waaaah! The wait, the delicious agony of the WAIT!

But hey--plenty of time to get in a pre-order!



December 7th, 2009

All the answers

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Well, it appears that my new thing about trying not to doomsay when the slightest roadblock falls into my path is working. I've been writing, I've had a ton of stress lift off me re: the homebuying situation, and even though there have been setbacks too I am going to stay relentlessly positive, because god fucking dammit, I deserve a little relief after freaking out for two months straight about EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD.

Apropos of freaking out, here's the latest wordcount for the novella:

"The Curse of Four"


So the astute among you might notice that the wordcount has backslid a bit. That's because I've now restarted this novella record four times. You read that correctly. Not one or two or three but FOUR times. Four. Times.

However, this time I have nailed it, largely thanks to a revelation I got while watching Touching Evil (the USANetwork version, which I recommend) and a further revelation while I was making breakfast a few days ago. This isn't a Pete-free story, but it does lean heavily toward Jack, since it's about his past and his past sins catching up with him, and the fallout from the mistakes we make while we're young and foolish that come back much larger and darker when we're old enough to know better.

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Demon Bound and Street Magic have both been garnering a lot of reader love lately, for which I thank each and every one of you who's bought, borrowed or stolen a copy (okay, not those of you who steal--and you know who you are, you pustulent torrent pirates who lurk in the bowels of the internet, stealing my royalties. And I won't hear any arguments--pirating my books is like stealing a royalty, every time. So either pay me my .75 USD or fucking stop it, you bastards.)

Oh! And if you've posted your thoughts on either of the Black London novels, feel free to link them here, in comments.

My steampunkiest pal Cherie Priest got the War Rocket Ajax treatment this week, and it's a great episode.

We also attended the Steampunk Ball at the Seattle Museum of Industry a few nights ago, which was an excellent party at an excellent venue. I was a 1930s noir-punk femme fatale, and I got to show off the top half of my vintage 1930s lady's suit along with my red Switchblade-Stiletto pencil skirt and a variety of steampunk jewelery I've accumulated over the last few years. I also managed to stand on heels for a good four hours without my feet crying mutiny. This might have something to do with the fact that the ball was serving absinthe. Lots of it.

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And because I'm lazy and preoccupied, and will be until at least Wednesday, here's a writing "meme" a reader tagged me with. Normally I abhor memes in all their forms but I think this one actually contains useful information, so here we go. I've deleted a few questions I didn't find relevant.

Whats the last thing you wrote? Whats the first thing you wrote that you still have?

The last thing I wrote was a bit of my novella, "The Curse of Four". I think I probably still have my horrible SF novel that I wrote when I was 13, somewhere. In fact, I know I do. It lives with my X-Men fanfiction. Shhhh.

Write poetry?

Hell no. I have no aptitude for it and I leave it to those who do.

Favorite genre of writing?

Whatever genre I'm writing in at the moment, or conversely, whatever genre I'm not writing in but want to be. My work tends to fall into the dark fantasy/horror vein but I'd really love to try my hand at a straight mystery novel some day.

Most annoying character youve ever created?

Hmm. Probably Shelby O'Halloran, one of the characters in Pure Blood, because she's so willfully blind to the world around her. People like that are my personal bugaboo.

Best plot youve ever created?

I don't think I've found my best one yet. But I am partial to Street Magic and The Witch's Alphabet.

Coolest plot twist youve ever created?

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

How often do you get writers block?

All the damn time. The cure is usually to go read for a while, either something really excellent that fires me up again or something really terrible that makes me think "Dammit, I can do better!"

But sometimes the only cure is time.

Write fan fiction?

I used to, in high school. It's a fine tool for learning how to write on a technical level and how to take criticism, but it's a shitty tool for developing a voice of your own or a work ethic to meet a deadline. Eventually I got bored being constrained by other people's ideas and started to write original novels.

Do you type or write by hand?

I outline my projects in notebooks, write out the basic beats of stories, and scribble down random ideas by hand, but I type out drafts on the computer because handwriting takes too long, and also I recently developed tendinitis in my left hand and have a bad wrist on my right from an old martial arts injury, so typing is less hazardous for everyone involved.

Do you save everything you write?

Yup, everything. I tend to recycle ideas that don't fly the first time around, and I've incorporate vasts swaths of old stuff into new books--I tend to think of my process as very multi-layered, with a lot of versions before the final idea that actually turns into a story.

Whats your favorite thing youve written?

Again, it's a tie between Street Magic and The Witch's Alphabet

Whats everyone elses favourite story that youve written?

It varies. Some people love the Nocturne City books, some love the Black London books, and the first readers on my YA pretty much seem to be fans of that.

Ever written romance or angsty teen drama?

Not on purpose.

Whats your favorite setting for your characters?

Whatever the story demands.

How many writing projects are you working on right now?

One. I can usually only juggle one or two at a time.

What are your five favorite words?

Ubiquitous, eldritch, shenanigans, fuck, automaton

What character have you created that is most like yourself?

None of my characters are reflections of me. They are themselves.

Do you ever write based on your dreams?

Yes. I once had a dream about Hitler building a corps of vampires to resurrect Vlad the Impaler and win WWII. I am totally using that one some day.

Do you favor happy endings, sad endings or cliff-hangers?

I favor the ending the story wants. That sounds fluffy and pretentious, but when you've stuck with a story for 80-90,000 words, you know how it's supposed to end, even if it's not the way you planned. That said, I do like endings with a note of hope. And I just wrote my first cliffhanger in my newst release, Demon Bound.

Are you concerned with spelling and grammar as you write?

I'm just concerned with being basically readable. I go back and fix my egregious errors when the draft is done.

Does music help you write?

Absolutely. I have novel and character playlists, or I just put my iTunes on shuffle, but I need some kind of background music when I'm writing or I tend to get a little batty.

Quote something youve written. Whatever pops into your head.

The first line of the novella:

There are plenty of ghosts in London, if you know where to look.

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And now it is time for me to go make props for my burlesque recital. And keep being positive until my face hurts.





Originally published at Caitlin Kittredge.

December 6th, 2009

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technomom -- you won the the copy of Eye of God by John Marco;


astrokender-- you won the artistic chocolates!

Congrats and please PM a delivery address and I'll send these out!


Sorry I couldn't announce earlier. An emergency that could not wait had my full attention for most of the day. Problem is being fixed, I hope, so I can work on something new.

Like announcing the release this Tuesday of a Whitey Kroun story in this Moonstone Monsters Anthology!!!

The Company You Keep takes place after Dark Road Rising. Whitey needs a break from Chicago (and dealing with Jack Fleming!) and decides to spend some time in St. Paul, Minnesota.

St. Paul may never be the same--or maybe it WILL, and that's the whole point!



I'm in great company in this collection with

L.A. Banks


Elaine Bergstrom

C.J. Henderson

Paul Kupperberg


Bill Messner-Loebs


Martin Powell

J.C. Vaughn

and Dan Wickline.

Try before you buy excerpt!





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